DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need...............................I want
I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

       I am hungry...........................I am hungry
       I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
       I am tired..............................I am tired
       Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
       I love you..............................Let's have sex now
       I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
       May I have this dance?..... ............I'd like to have sex with you.
       Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
       Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
       Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
       I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

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