Over the weekend, Elon Musk did another thing that you’d expect a 7th grader to do. On Saturday night he announced that he was changing the name of Twitter to . . . X. (???)

He added, quote, “And soon we shall bid adieu to the Twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds.”

Once this happens, a Tweet will be called an X, and followers will be called viewers. It’s not clear if this had anything to do with it, but Elon and Grimes have a son whose name is just a bunch of nonsensical letters and symbols, and they call him “X”.