Here’s the newest thing we’ve been doing wrong our whole life: You’re not supposed to use a knife to cut an English muffin in half. You should be using a FORK!!
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You shouldn’t use a knife because it cuts the nooks and crannies wrong, and can RUIN your entire English muffin-eating experience. It’s better to use a fork, or just pull the sides apart with your hands.
This isn’t secret information, by the way. The Thomas’ English Muffin website clearly says “do not use a knife” in its FAQ section. And they even put it on their packaging. Which just goes to show, no one EVER reads the instructions anymore.