Elon Musk is just clowning us at this point, right?  Because he’s now selling a fragrance called BURNT HAIR for $100 a bottle.  He calls it, quote, “the finest fragrance on Earth!”

According to the official Burnt Hair website, it’s, quote, “The essence of repugnant desire” and also, “Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work.”

There’s no word of what it actually smells like…

Burnt Hair isn’t officially out until early next year, but Musk claims he’s already sold 10,000 bottles!!