If you’ve ever dreamed of being the grumpy, old guy yelling at the kids to get off your damn lawn…then I’ve got the shoes for you.

I bring to you (trumpet fanfare)

Sock Crocs!

Yes, the shoes that you thought could not get any uglier…have. And the only thing scarier than wearing Crocs with built-in socks is the price tag.

The Crocs x Alife “Sport” are $140!

Umm…how do you wash the socks??