Remember when your dad used to say “you break it you bought it”?

He meant STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING! It never worked for me or my brother.

A Kansas family wishes their 5-year old son learned that lesson earlier after he decided a sculpture called Aphrodite di Kansas City needed a little hug.

She did not fare well and ended up in pieces on the floor. Mom and dad just received a bill for $132,000!

If you can stomach it, you can stress-watch that very moment…