Hot Dog Water! Get yer Hot Dog Water heeere!
Nope. Not even in ballpark vendor voice does Hot Dog Water sound good. Especially for $37.99!!
But one clever food (drink?) vendor got plenty of Canadians to shell out almost 38-bucks for what is essentially a hot dog floating in a bottle of water at last weekend’s Car-Free Day Festival in Vancouver.
Seriously? I will sell it to you for $10! Just give me a moment to pop this Portillo’s Chicago dog in my Poland Springs from this morning.
The guy says Hot Dog Water will increase your brain function, make you look younger, help you lose weight and increase your vitality.
No way…it decreases brain function (because you spent almost $40 for a HOT DOG FLOATING IN WATER), helps you lose weight because you vomited immediately after and as for your vitality…that’s a different hot dog conversation altogether.
So let me know if you want my $10 version and I will get to making them!
