Gwyneth Paltrow’s Holiday Gift Guide is out…and ridiculous!

Yup. That’s a yurt…otherwise known as a rich person’s tent. And Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website – Goop – has just released their Holiday Gift Guide.

Clearly it’s geared toward the jet-setting yurt crowd with an actual yurt to own for close to $9000!

Other gifts on the list include…

A $250 table with the picture of a woman’s butt that has a playing card (inexplicably) stuck in her vertical smile

24-carat rollling papers

A peeled banana lamp

A $10,000 Hermes surfboard

And an ENTIRE Spanish Village

 

I can maybe afford the table. Any takers?